Købra Chick

Big fella’s new raincoat

paxamericana:
burning to death because i can’t remember the secret maneuver that’s different from every other car on earth or because i never read the manual or because it’s a rental or because it’s a rideshare or because i’m in the back seat and the driver is incapacitated (due to the fire currently burning us to death) or i’m a child

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melodyclover:

they put me on this beautiful Earth 🌏 to make 5 note textposts

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decolonize-the-left:

german-butch:
The fucking federal police has given up on being a professional police force and are now a full time embarrassment

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snailtongue:

“Hanging things can entertain your pig for hours!”
[ID: A photo of a pig standing with their face under a mop head suspended from a tree branch.] .

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Anonymous asked:

can you like stfu

austimpowers answered:

call your dick rotisserie chicken the way i eat the skin first

fifiibibii:

maybe tumblr isnt for me

verysmallparrot:

unstableboundlessvoid:
dicaeopolis:
yesterdaysprint:
Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920
a hundred years of getting narsty
A hundred and one years of getting narsty!
A hundred and two years of getting narsty!

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casgirl:

Hell yeah brother

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meat-wentz:

fall out boy merch designs that spit right in your face (please zoom for details they are worth it i promise)

snakelaufeyson:

look me i’m the eyes and tell me this isn’t what happened in the trailer, you can’t

funnytwittertweets:

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underwelmed:

hannah muehi

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devouringyourson:

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lampgate:

transgender transgender the 5th of november or whatever the quote is

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powio:

amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

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